上帝的廣告

這是多年前由新加坡150間教會聯合推出的廣告

1. What do I have to do to get your attention? 
         Take out an ad in the paper?  --- God 怎樣才可令你留意我? 抽起報紙的廣告? --- 神

        (由於這是報紙內的廣告，所以創作人善用了這個媒體, 在報紙 "抽起"了其他廣告,而用了這個廣告來讓神跟大家溝通.)

2. If I gave you everything you asked for, 
       where would you put it? --- God 
要是你祈求的我便全數應許給你, 你有沒有那麼多地方擺放它們? --- 神


3. If you think the Mona Lisa is stunning, 
       you should look at my masterpiece. 
       In the mirror.            --- God 
如果你認為蒙羅麗莎的微笑美麗絕倫, 那你應看看我的作品 - 請看鏡中人！ --- 神


4. Don't forget your umbrella, 
    I might water the plants today. --- God 
緊記帶雨傘上街， 今天我也許要灌溉花草樹木。--- 神


5. If you miss the sunrise I made for you today,
never mind. 
      I'll make you another one tomorrow. --- God 
假如你錯過了今天我為你預備的日出， 不要緊，明天我再為你預備。 --- 神


6. I hate rules. 
    That's why I only made ten of them. --- God 
我討厭戒條, 所以我只定下十條而已 ---神


7. It's not the end of the world. 
     Not until I say so, anyway. --- God 
世界末日還未到， 除非是由我親口說出來的那日子。 --- 神

8. Of course I have a sense of humor. 
     I gave you the platypus, didn't I? --- God 
我當然有幽默感， 我不是為你們創造了鴨嘴獸嗎? --- 神


9. How can you possibly be a self-made man? 
     I specifically recall creating you. --- God 
你怎會是自我創造的人呢? 我特別記得清楚怎樣創造你! ---神


10. Nietzche is dead. --- God 
尼采已死. ---神

( 這個廣告最受廣告人讚賞, 因為尼采的名句是 "God is dead."，
但現在由神說出一個事實"Nietzche is dead."，的確很有震撼力啊! )



好料齊分享，願您更明白上帝的恩典！